Why Do Women Do This Kinda Stuff

Why do you Venusian Women do this kinda stuff. Play with us Martian Men's feeling. Do you know that it hurts more when we are given a hope and that hope is dashed away from us than getting no hope at all. Why can't you gals just reject us up front when you sense that we are try to pursue you and we are not your type. Does being able to control us, get your every wish done when we are trying to tackle you somehow make you feel better. And after doing all your bidding when we do get too close for comfort, you abandon and reject us. Do you know this is unfair and selfish. What kinda deal is this. When we get rejected, it doesn't hurt us that we invested so much time, so much wealth into trying to develop the courtship, it really really hurts when we think of all the hope and heart that was invested into you.

So please for the sake of all us lonely, single Martian Men out there, please:

1. When you reject us be clear that you are rejecting us. Don't give us ambiguous reasons like "My brother doesn't allow me to go to the cinema at night" or "I dun think this is a right time for me to have a relationship" or after a date sending us an SMS saying "Alls wells ends well". Being men, we take everything literally. In the first example we might see some hope in the reply, we might think "So, dating at night should be fine". And in example 2, we might think: "So when are you ready for a relationship, one week, one month, two month or three". Example 3, "So, the date went well ah?" Sigh, just saylah: " You are not my type", "You not suitable for me", "You ugly" or have some fun, try something creative like "Reject!" or faint or puke or "Get freaking outta here!" Something that will send us a clear message will do. We, men, will know that this creature does not want to be hunted and we will more on to other easier prey. Or else we will just try to tackle you until you get a restraining order.This will result in lost of friendships. Be clear when rejecting. Thanks.

2. Dun give false signals. This one is simple. Example, went taking a photograph pulling our hands around your waist. Or leaning your head on our shoulders in the cinema or rest you hand on our shoulder (eventhough you meant that as a friend, how the hack would we know). Men perceive contact as signs of attractions. Another example, after we complain that we, men have pressuring and tough jobs, dun freaking hell try to console us by saying something like "if you keep your job, I will move up to your place (Penang)." Or "If you get me a laptop, I will be your marry you". Trust me, even though what you Venusians have said is impossible to come true, you know it and we know it, we have been single for so long, we will scrutinize every word that was said and if there is a hope in that sentence, dang woman we will find it. So to summarize, dun give false signals, it give false hopes, thats bad.

3. Now is better than latter. Old Chinese men say, "chang dong bu ru duan tong". Translation: Its better to hurt him now than to hurt him latter. If you, Venusian women sense that a not suitable candidate is after you try to use this trick. A chick I was after used this and I think its quite effective, though if she is reading this, I sure wish you could have used it earlier lah. Cut short your SMSes, emails to suitors and find every reason possible to cut short his phone call. Even better don't reply. Yeah, it doesn't take an IQ of 130 to figure that out. So remember, reject the not worthy suitor ASAP. Dun procastinate. At least, if you do it soon and do it in the right way, he will still be your friend as he won't feel the hurt so much. Thanks.

On behalf of all Single Martian Men, I thank you for reading this message. We hope to see an improved courtship performance by Venusian Women in the near future. See ya!

Comments

[KennyF]

It's good that you let it all out Gary. Don't keep your frustrations in.

I think we Men are 50% responsible for these type of hurtful feelings.
Women might be flirty sometimes but we should be able to flirt equally well and not give a damn about it too much! Come on dude! Live up to our reputation of insensitivity!

After all, we men are the ones to put our heads out for a gamble at happiness and joy. So we're equally to blame.
So what if we get strung along or played and toyed with? We can take it! We're MEN!

In all fairness, you shouldn't blame her too much because she was just 'testing the waters'. Taking you out for a test drive. No commitments...just a few flirts to see if it feels 'right'...

Remember....we're men...We *should* get toyed with and rejected and our money and time wasted...it's the law of the universe.
Sigh a deep sigh...maybe even *cry* a tear...then move on.

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